potterandrelativefandomsinspace:
You’re a sissy, a twat, a girl!starkidswhatthehellcanttheydo:
thisisthefunctionofarubberduck:
We’re quite a kooky couple, you’ll agree.
We share some hands and fingers, and yet the feeling lingers..
We’re just about as different as anyone can be
YOU like plotting a garden…and I like plotting to kill…
You think that you should rule the world — I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell…
Pushing people in is fun as well…
I like folding all my ties…
And you have no friends- hey! That’s a surprise.
I guess it’s plain to see, when you look at you and me. We’re different, different as can be.
I’m the darkest of looords!
I’m the brightest professor here - I’ve won several awards!
My new world’s about to unfold!
You got beat by a two year old!
I’ll kill him this time, through and through!
(Source: 30secondstopigfarts)
Via Hungry Hufflepuff
Every 17 seconds someone commits suicide. Reblog this if you’re open to listen to anyone that needs help.
Via Wonderland is far from here, AliceI used to think it was near impossible for a person to make the :\ face
but then I met Jim Moriarty



